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Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company - Defy convention If You See Something Say Something

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING
SAY SOMETHING

created & performed by MIKE DAISEY
directed by JEAN-MICHELE GREGORY

WORLD PREMIERE

EXTENDED through JULY 26!

July 11 – 26, 2008

OverviewWho's whoSchedule and PricesDirections & Parking

About the Show

Called “the master storyteller” by The New York Times, Mike Daisey spins tales both historically epic and caustically personal. His new comic monologue takes aim at one of our era’s best kept secrets: the history of the Department of Homeland Security. Weaving in the untold story of the father of the neutron bomb, Daisey illuminates a time when atomic fire rewrote history and ushered in an age of American supremacy. Combining eye-opening research and witty autobiography, he bores into the dark heart of America to discover the meaning of security and the price we are willing to pay for it.

“FUNNY, PROVOCATIVE, METICULOUSLY EMBROIDERED.
What this master story-spinner produces is pure value in streams of finely etched argument. Daisey guides us through a tale of paranoia, politics and paradox. Detailed, episodic and even poetic. ‘I’m a subversive person. I’m a bad person. I am a person of interest’ declares Daisey, and on this last point,
certainly no one is going to contradict him.
Washington Post

“A SCATHING AND HILARIOUS CRITIQUE OF TODAY'S
WAR ON TERROR.
Leaves the audience in gut-busting
laughter with the residual "gawd, this is so fucked up"
feeling that permeates the entire show...
MUST-SEE offering from the Fringe
DCist.com

Who knew that traipsing through the past six decades of America's security culture could be so engrossing? AN ABSORBING, IMPRESSIONISTIC SOLO PERFORMANCE.”
PotomacStages.com

 

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VIDEO LINKS:

Mike Daisy in INVINCIBLE SUMMER
Mike Daisy walkout
Mike Daisey in Invincible Summer.

Mike’s show created such a stir at the American Repertory Theatre that it was interrupted by school chaperones (or “anti-art terrorists,” as public radio’s Sound of Young America called them).

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This engagement of Mike Daisey is a DC Performing Arts Presenters Initiative project, which is made possible through funding by the DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, Mid Atlantic Arts Foundation, and the National Endowment for the Arts Regional Touring Program.

Who's Who

 

PLAYWRIGHT

MIKE DAISEY has been called “the master storyteller” and “one of the finest solo performers of his generation” by the New York Times for his many monologues, which include How Theater Failed America, Invincible Summer, Monopoly!, TRUTH, The Ugly American, I Miss the Cold War, Great Men of Genius, Wasting Your Breath and 21 Dog Years, and over the past decade he has performed his unique extemporaneous monologues at venues such as the Public Theater, American Repertory Theatre, the Spoleto Festival, Berkeley Repertory Theatre, the Cherry Lane Theatre, Yale Repertory Theater, the Noorderzon Festival, Portland Center Stage, Intiman, Performance Space 122, and many more. He’s been a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman, his work has been heard on the BBC, NPR and the National Lampoon Radio Hour, and his groundbreaking series All Stories Are Fiction is available through Audible. Currently he’s a commentator for PRI’s Studio 360 and NPR’s Day To Day, a contributor to WIRED, Slate and Salon, a web contributor to Vanity Fair and Radar Magazine, and his writing appears in the anthology The Best Tech Writing 2006. His first film, Layover, is being distributed by Lars von Trier’s company Zentropa, and he stars in the Lawrence Krauser feature Horrible Child. His first book, 21 Dog Years: A Cubedweller’s Tale, was published by the Free Press and he is working on a second book, Great Men of Genius, adapted from his monologues about genius and megalomania in the lives of Bertolt Brecht, P.T. Barnum, Nikola Tesla, and L. Ron Hubbard. He has been the recipient of the Bay Area Critics Circle Award, two Seattle Times Footlight Awards, and a MacDowell Fellowship.

DIRECTOR

JEAN-MICHELE GREGORY works with solo performers and writers to create extemporaneous works based on autobiographical material. Over the last decade she has directed Mike Daisey’s monologues at venues across the nation, including the Public Theater (How Theater Failed America, Invincible Summer), American Repertory Theatre (Monopoly!, Invincible Summer), the Cherry Lane (21 Dog Years), PS 122 (All Stories Are Fiction), Berkeley Repertory Theatre (Great Men of Genius—winner of the Bay Area Critics Circle Award), Yale Repertory Theatre (Invincible Summer), ACT Theatre (The Ugly American), Portland Stage Company (Barring the Unforeseen), the Spoleto Festival, and many more. She recently directed Martin Dockery’s Wanderlust at the Barrow Group Theatre and Suzanne Morrison’s Yoga Bitch at London’s Theatre 503 and Oxford’s Burton Taylor. Fascinated by storytelling in all its shapes and forms, she is at work on a memoir about her family’s exodus from eastern Poland and what it means to forgive.

 

Schedule & Prices


July 11 – 20, 2008

  • Friday, July 11, 8pm
  • Saturday, July 12, 8pm
  • Sunday, July 13, 4pm (includes post-show discussion)
  • Tuesday, July 15, 8pm (includes post-show discussion)
  • Wednesday, July 16, 8pm
  • Thursday, July 17, 8pm (includes post-show discussion)
  • Friday, July 18, 8pm
  • Saturday, July 19, 4pm
  • Saturday, July 19, 8pm
  • Sunday, July 20, 4pm

ADDITIONAL DATES JUST ADDED:

  • Tuesday, July 22, 8pm
  • Wednesday, July 23, 8pm
  • NO PERFORMANCE Thursday, July 24
  • Friday, July 25, 8pm
  • Saturday, July 26, 4pm
  • Saturday, July 26, 8pm

 

All seats $20!

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Directions & Parking

Address:

641 D Street, NW (7th & D)
Washington, DC 20004

Nearby landmarks:

Woolly Mammoth is located in the bustling Penn Quarter neighborhood on D street between Oyamel and Rasika restaurants, around the corner from TicketPlace and down the street from Shakespeare Theatre Company's Lansburgh theatre. We are two blocks north of the National Archives and National Gallery of Art and 2 blocks south of the Verizon Center and the Smithsonian American Art Museum/Portrait Gallery.

Metro

Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter (Yellow & Green lines) — 1 block away
Gallery Place (Red, Yellow & Green lines) — 2 blocks away, use Verizon Center exit to 7th & F.

Metrobus

The 70, 71, D1, D3, and D6 buses stop at the corner of 7th & E.
The P1, P2, P6, 13A, 13B, 13F, 13G, and 54 buses stop at 7th & Pennsylvania.
Not all of these buses have the same route for both directions, so please use WMATA's Trip Planner at www.wmata.com

Parking

Interpark/Liberty Place, directly across from Woolly's entrance, offers a $10 rate if you mention you're going to Woolly Mammoth.

There is limited metered street parking in the Penn Quarter near Woolly Mammoth, in addition to the following parking garages:

  • Interpark Liberty Place, 325 7th St. NW. Open late during Woolly productions, $10 evening Woolly rate.*
    • Please note: Interpark is closed on the following performance dates: Memorial Day (May 26, 2008), New Year's Eve (December 31, 2008) and New Year's Day (January 1, 2009)
  • Colonial Parking, 601 Pennsylvania Ave (entrance at 6th & C). Open until midnight Monday - Saturday and until 11 pm Sunday, $7 flat evening and weekend rate.*
  • Interpark, 616 E St NW. Open until 11pm Sunday - Friday and 1am Saturday, $9/hour (maximum $18).

* Limited facilities for mobility-impaired patrons; please click here for more information on accessibility.

Garage prices and hours subject to change without notice

Driving Directions

From Virginia via I-395: Take the 12TH STREET exit toward L'enfant Promenade. Take the ramp toward L'Enfant promenade .Turn right onto D ST SW. Turn left onto 7TH St SW. Turn RIGHT onto D ST NW.

From Virginia via I-66: Take I-66 into the District when it becomes US-50. Turn left onto 7th St NW. Turn right onto D St NW.

From Bethesda, Rockville, Potomac and points west: Reach Wisconsin Ave., NW via either Interstate 270 and River Road or Rockville Pike (which becomes Wisconsin Ave.) Remain on Wisconsin Ave. until reaching Massachusetts Ave., NW just south of the National Cathedral. Take Massachusetts all the way to 9th St. Turn right on 9th. Turn left on D St.

From Rt. 50, Baltimore and points east: Reach New York Ave., NE via either Rt. 50, I95 or the Baltimore Washington Parkway. Remain on New York Ave. all the way downtown to 6th St., NW. Turn left on 6th St. Turn right on D St.

 

 

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Mike Daisey, photo by Ursa Waz

Mike Daisey, photo by Ursa Waz

 

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If You See Something Say Something

 

Woolly Mammoth would like to thank the following patrons for their generous support of If You See Something Say Something:


Shannon & Michael Alford
Miriam J. Cutler & Paul Salditt
Scott & Evelyn Schreiber